Alan Hansen's Biography
Alan Hansen was born on 13th June, 1955, in Alloa, Scotland.
Alan Hansen was one of the best centre backs of his generation and is now a respected BBC sport pundit.
Hansen was a clever child but refused to go to university in 1973 so he could join Partick Thistle, where he played over 100 games in 4 years.
In 1977, Alan Hansen moved to Liverpool and in his first season the Merseysiders won the league and European cup, although he was very rarely in the first team.
In 1979, he became the first choice centre back after Emlyn Hughes left and got his first international cap for Scotland. Over the next 3 years Hansen won 2 League titles, 2 European cups, and 1 League cup.
In 1982, Alan Hansen was selected for Scotland's World Cup squad but they failed to progress to the second round. Hansen, along with his teammate Willie Miller was guilty of a terrible mix up which allowed USSR forward, Ramoz Shenglia through the defence, to score.
In 1984, the European Cup returned to Anfield, when Liverpool won the final against Roma on penalties. They also completed the treble by winning the League and League Cup.
However, 1985 was a completely different story as Liverpool finished the season with an empty trophy cabinet. And in Alan Hansen's last European match against Juventus, in Heysel, there was serious rioting and 39 Juventus fans died. The season after, Hansen was made captain.
Hansen always struggled to get into the Scottish national squad and ended his career with only 26 international caps.
Alan Hansen eventually hung up his boots in 1991 after struggling with a knee injury.
After his retirement, there were rumours that he would go into coaching or management, but he denied all these claims saying he was not interested. Instead he became a respected commentator and for more than 10 years he has been one of the main soccer pundits for the BBC.
In 1995 he famously commented on the Man United team which contained many young players that "You won’t win anything with kids". That season United won the League and the FA cup double, coming back from 12 points behind to beat Newcastle to first place by 4 points. Alan Hansen was suitably contrite.
Alan Hansen's other credits include being a columnist for the Daily Telegraph and he is the main expert for the BBC for all international football matches.
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- "He would have to stand on a tanner to see over a thruppenny-bit"
- "A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read."
- Dustin Hoffman told The Sunday Times: "I get up at 4.30 every morning. It's the best time in the world. You see the break of dawn, and you're on your own and I have my bachelorhood back. For those two hours every day, it's just me, coffee and the dogs."
- Alfred Hitchcock once remarked:
"Disney has the best casting. If he doesn't like a character, he just tears him up."
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"If you want to be number one, you have to train like you're number two"
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I have a dream today!
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" the City whizz-kids, with salaries only fractionally less than their greed, now seem not only morally dubious, but incompetent"
- "My own experience has shown that you can survive after going through terrible times at home and I give my utmost support to those women and young people living with the threat of domestic abuse... Don't suffer in silence because help is out there."
- The Rough Guide to Rock has this quote from David Bowie:
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- Freud remarked in 1933 when there was a public burning of his books in Berlin: "What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books."
- If you nod your head any longer I'm going to put you on the back seat of my bloody car.
- I paint objects as I think them, not as I see them
- "The maintenance of the tradition of fashion is in the nature of an act of faith. In a century which attempts to tear the heart out of every mystery, fashion guards its secret well, and is the best possible proof that there is still magic abroad."
- "If Donald Trump is president of the United States, it will be the end of the world. And he’s also the best thing to happen to the Democrats ever.”
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- From Goodbye to Berlin: "I am a camera with its shutter open, quite passive, recording, not thinking."
- There is enough means to feed the planet but two thirds of the world lives below the poverty line
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- A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
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- ‘if you can soundtrack somebody’s memory, that is a beautiful thing’
- Beacham once said of Joan Collins:
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The only failsafe answer of course is not to talk about politics at all.
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- "The Fame is about how anyone can feel famous."
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- In 2005, before the India v Pakistan test series, Zaheer Abbas advised his countrymen:
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- Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
- John Banville told Mariella Frostrup on The Book Show:
"If you want to write noir fiction, Dublin in the 1950s is the place to set it ... all that cigarette smoke, all that fog, all that guilt, all that suppressed sexual longing ..."
- Roger Federer In an interview with the Sunday Times after his defeat by Marat Safin in the semi-final at the Australian Open in 2005:
"...the more success you have the easier it is to deal with defeat. I didn't think too much about it even the next day. I woke up, the sun was shining. Sure, my foot was hurting, but there was nothing to worry about. I hadn't been robbed or attacked. Everyone I cared for was fine. It was not a question of blocking out the defeat, I just accepted having to live with the fact and, really, that's not too difficult."
- "I like working on stage because there's something very immediate about it, that interaction with an audience where you immediately hear their reaction, or feel them, whether they're with you."
- From an interview with Scott Davidson of Regeneration: "Take a project like Band Aid for instance. Many people worked very hard for Band Aid, and OK, it raised millions of pounds, but then more money was being taken off the Overseas Aid Budget by the Conservatives. Political action is the way of securing change. If you do not engage in political parties you are not actually engaging in political decisions. You may think you are, but you're not.
"It's a very easy line - and the press love it - that politicians are in it for themselves, all the parties are the same, etc. And then, of course, single issue politics appears to be pristine idealism, but a lot of key political decisions that dramatically affect these groups are taken by political parties.
"It is also the danger with some groups like the Green Party - they end up with policies which are just out to lunch and do not help the causes they think they are helping."
- Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
- “It takes 20 years to build a reputation and five minutes to ruin it. If you think about that, you’ll do things differently.”
- "When I got to drama school there were all these people going 'Oh, my Dad used to watch Ken Loach films' and I would be thinking, who is Ken Loach?"
- Hiroshima Mon Amour, Les Quatre cent coups, Les Amants were tremendously important events. These days, because of television and the incredible saturation of images, I'm not sure this would happen any more. Cinema has become - I don't want to say obsolete, but somewhat marginal. We live in a culture of the disposable. A film can be an event, be huge at the box office, win all kinds of awards, and then in a couple of years be pretty much forgotten.
- "Isn't the Ego a wonderful thing?"
- "Celebrity is a lot like ice cream, you know, it melts and then you've got to live with yourself."
- In discussing School for Seduction, Kelly Brook told the BBC:
"Regardless of what hair colour you have, what you look like, what accent you have, what you do for a living even, it's all about how you feel, and about being comfortable in your own skin. The women in School For Seduction are not doing it for men, they're doing it for themselves."
- Mhairi Black said in her maiden speech in the House of Commons: "Tony Benn once said that in politics there are weathercocks and signposts. Weathercocks will spin in whatever direction the wind of public opinion may blow them, no matter what principle they have to compromise. And then there are signposts, which stand true and tall and principled. They point in one direction and they say, “This is the way to a better society and it is my job to convince you why.” Tony Benn was right when he said that the only people worth remembering in politics are those who are signposts."
- "I guess that when you get into your fifties you just have to keep reinventing yourself as an actor. They kind of don't know what to do with you. Thankfully, Judi Dench and Helen Mirren have shown the world that there is acting life after 50, although equally there still aren't all that many strong parts for women parts on television today, which is why doing theatre is so important to me."
- "I didn't come into politics to change the Labour Party. I came into politics to change the country."
- It's sink or swim, and you've most probably picked up by now that I don't do life jackets.
- "Giving young men what they want doesn't generally bring out the best in them. Success is almost guaranteed to mess you up more than failure."
- "I am strongly feminist, and I'm interested in current affairs, and on an international level-it's important to realise what's going on in the rest of the world, and the importance of where we're from in how it shapes us and our views."
- "I invented World Music. I was the first person to use Plasticine in a video"
- Regrets and mistakes are the touchstone of spiritual growth.
- From Tony Blair's speech to the TUC, September 1995:
"But what has come home to me more than anything else is the utter futility of Opposition. I did not join the Labour Party to protest. I joined it as a party of government and I will make sure that it is a party of government."
- "Everyone wants to understand art. Why don't people try to understand the song of a bird? Why do people love the night, the flowers and everything around us without insisting on understanding them? But when it comes to a picture, people think they must "understand" it. If only they would realise that an artist creates because he must create, that he himself is only an insignificant fragment of the world and that no more attention should be paid to him than to many other things in the world which delight us although we cannot explain them.
"When we love a woman, it does not occur to us to take her measurements first. We love with our desire."
- Asked by The Guardian whether The X Factor is having a negative influence on the music business, Steve Brookstein replied: "No, it is more having a negative effect on Christmas. Simon Cowell bought the rights to Christmas. From now on it's called X-mas."
- "If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit"
- Lenny Bruce said of his own work: "All my humour is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I'd be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover."
- The English like eccentrics. They just don't like them living next door
- 'Be like a duck, my mother used to tell me. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath.'
- Life's too short to make filo pastry.
- "I'm quite urban. I don't like to be too far away from an espresso machine."
- On 20 March 2010, collecting a lifetime achievement award from the Bradford International Film Festival, John Hurt said that he continued to want to act:
"I can't see any other reason to be alive unless you're taking an active interest in your area of life.
"If life was to be just to stop and watch television - I couldn't contemplate that as being worthwhile at all."
- Bogart described himself as: "Democrat in politics, Episcopalian by upbringing. dissenter by disposition."
- Referring to the 'Beat' writers, Truman Capote remarked: "This isn't writing at all - it's typing."
- Character is like a tree and reputation its shadow. The shadow is what we think it is and the tree is the real thing.
- "Vote Labour and you build castles in the air. Vote Conservative and you can live in them."
- "The Sun once did 20 things you never knew about Angus Deayton – and I didn't know 16 of them ..."
- I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
- "Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi-cabs and cutting hair."
- When you want to be ranked number 1 in the world, when you want to be Olympic gold medallist and you want to make history you're really careful setting your goals along the way. You take small steps instead of having a goal that's so far out that it starts to seem unachievable."
- Gerald Kaufman has crawled so far up the backside of NATO that only the soles of his feet are visible.
- "My optimism rests on my belief in the infinite possibilities of the individual to develop benevolence ... in a gentle way you can shake the world."
- "As an actor you have to communicate all the time. So when I get home I'd rather dig the garden or take the dog for a walk than, say, go out to lunch and start communicating again."
- "Human beings are brilliantly creative at finding ways to pass time in unconstructive ways."
- "When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown in to the sea".